Your wife wants to stop


Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".

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