Three friends: Shut Up, Manners, and Shit, are driving along the road.
Suddenly, Shit falls out of the window.
After Manners jumps out to help him, Shut Up pulls into a gas station to get help.
When he gets there, the person at the counter says "Hi, what's your name?"
"Shut Up".
"Where are your manners?"
"Outside pickin' up Shit".
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