You look like somebody I know..

A guy approach a man drinking at a bar.

Guy: Hey, sorry but you look like somebody I know. Are you from around here?

Man: Yeah, I was born and raised here.

Guy: Wow, okay me too! Which part?

Man: Oh just the north east part of the town.

Guy: Me too! Which school did you go to?

Man: St. Iverson.

Guy: No way man. Same here! Ok ok. Which year?

Man: 1975

Guy: You're shitting me.. Me too! What a coincidence no wonder you looked familiar

....

Bartender: Can you twins not do this everytime you both get drunk?

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