You're a landscaper, and today you're at a big construction site. Everybody wants a machinery position. It's lunch time and you are excited to get out of the heat. After lunch your boss is looking from worker to worker to decide on who he thinks deserves the air conditioned crane. Your boss looks at you and says "You crane." You look at him with a perplexed look and say "no Mexican."
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