A man walks into a brothel and asks,"What are the rates?". The madame replies,"100 bucks for once, 60 for a blowjob." He says,"But I only have 50 bucks on me."
Seeing that business was kind of slow that day the madame puts it curtly,"Alright. You can do our ugliest girl in the ass. That's all you get"
So the man agrees and he's fucking the nastiest girl in the house doggystyle when the girl lets out a sharp fart. The man stops and asks what that was for?
The girl says,"It's nothing.Just thunderclouds"
Furious, the man continues and this time he lets out a golden stream right into her ass. The girl screams and the guy says,"Oh that's just the rain after the thunderclouds." So the girl drops a shitload right out on him and says,"Meh, when it rains the streets get muddy and soggy."
That's it for the man. He whips out his cock from her ass, swings it around in his hands, slides his grip up and down and puts it right into her pussy. The girl shouts and screams,"You can't go there. You only paid half."
The man doesn't stop thrusting for once and says,"When the streets are muddy, people slip all the time don't they?"
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