yo momma is so fat, she put on a disney shirt and mickey mouse got diabetes.
yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind people cry.
yo momma is so fat, she has to hire people to look at her toes.
yo momma is so fat, when God said let there be light, he had to ask her to move out of the way.
yo momma is so stupid, she failed a blood test.
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