Yo Momma Cracks

Yo momma so old she co-wrote the ten commandments.
Yo momma so old Jesus signed her yearbook.
Yo momma so poor I stepped on a roach and she said why ya turned off my a/c.
Yo momma so nasty I went to her house and asked what was for dinner, she put her foot on the table and said corn.
Yo momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out.
Yo momma so skinny she hola-hooped with a Cheerio.
Yo momma so stupid she saw Cheerios and said oh look donut seeds.
Yo momma got so many gaps her mouth there was a sign that says NEXT TOOTH A MILE.
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiled the rooster crowed.
Yo momma armpits so stanky she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo momma so hairy she stood next to a bear and they couldnt tell the differences.
Yo momma so dark she went to night class and they took rolled counted her absent.
Yo momma so dumb when she said the Lords prayer she thougth his name was HOWARD.
Yo momma breathe so stanky when she yawn the whole town had to evacuate.