Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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