There was a guy who worked at the grocery store named Jeff. One day a guy named Phil came in and looked for the chocolate. Jeff said, ''I'm so sorry. We just ran out of chocolate.'' "Okay." said Phil. Then Phil started to look around and Jeff asked, "Now What are you looking for?" "I'm still looking for the chocolate." "Okay fine. " said Jeff. "Spell STRAW in strawberry." "S-T-R-A-W" "Now spell BLUE in blueberry." "B-L-U-E""Good. Now spell FREAK in chocolate." "There is no FREAK in chocolate!"
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