She tells her boyfriend "Come over for dinner tonight to meet my parents. Afterwards, they're going to see the new Mission Impossible movie and we'll have the place to ourselves."
The teenage boy was still a virgin and was ecstatic to have sex for the first time. Knowing he had to prepare, he went to the local drug store after school to purchase condoms. He explained the situation to the pharmacist, asked for advice, and eventually purchased his first set of condoms. He was ready for the night!
The boy arrives at the home and sits down at the dinner table. Before they commence their meal, he decides to say a prayer. 10 seconds pass, 20 seconds pass...3 minutes pass and the boy was still reciting his Amens.
His girlfriend leans over and whispers "I didn't know you were so religious" to which he replied "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".
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