When you reach the most enjoyable point in your life. A crane like machine will bust through the wall and erotic asphyxiate you to death. It will happen during a public event such as a wedding, birthday party etc. And when you are just about to finish the device will jerk your penis in the direction of your closest relative as you ejaculate and it snuffs out your life.
For the rest of your life Justin Beiber appears like a genie when you disagree with anyone. He appears quicker than you can recoil and punches you in the face. He is wearing brass knuckles so it will actually hurt. He than quickly calls you a "little bitch" and just as quickly disappears before you can do anything about it.
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