Worst you ever been hurt

A bunch of good ol' boys are sitting in a diner telling stories about their worst injuries ever when ol' Curtis scrootches a chair over and says, "Well, the SECOND worst I ever got hurt was when I was huntin' one fall and the call o' nature came upon me. As I pulled down my overhauls and squatted, my nut sack triggered a bear trap that was chained there under some leaves and it snapped ahold of my jake!" The whole table of fellas jumped back and let out a collective, "Ooooo!" Finally, one of them says, "Jeez, Curt! What was the WORST you ever been hurt, then?" Curtis leans in and says, "Well, the sound o' that trap scurred me, and I lit out a runnin'. And when I got to the end o' that chain..."

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