Here are my attempts at World cup jokes.
Why is Ronaldo always clean shaven? Because he doesn't want to be Messi.
Why did Jurgen Klinsmann leave Donovan off of the roster? I do Nazi why he did this.
What's light, round & fly's in the air when kicked? Dead babies
Why do they call the hardest group, the group of death? Women don't play in the world cup.
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