Women's T-Shirt Sayings!

* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun.
* Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares?
* I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
* Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
* I hate everybody, and you're next.
* Please don't make me kill you.
* And your point is ...
* I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
* I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
* Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
* You KNOW you want me.
* Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
* Of course I don't look busy. . I did it right the first time.
* Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
* I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
* Do NOT start with me. You won't win.
* You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
* All stressed out and no one to choke.
* I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
* If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
* Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
* Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
* Objects Under This Shirt ARE Larger Than They Appear.