woman goes to the doctor with smotach pains and no one can solve the problem until...

Doctors could see that the problem was a roundworm inside her but have prescrisbed every kind of medication and it was still alive.


Finally she gets directed by a friend to a doctor who says have a method to kill any roundworm. She goes there and the doctor makes all the exams. With all the exames at hand, they start talking:


Doctor: Yes, I know that kind, its a tough son of a b*tch, I dealt with it before and I can kill it. No pill or medication will solve this, I'm affraid the process is somewhat painful.


Woman: I understand, but I want to go thru with it as I'm already feeling pain and my belly is getting bigger
Doctor: All right then, come tomorrow and bring a banana and a breadroll


Woman: A banana and a breadroll???

Doctor: Yes, I understand how this could sound unconventional, but it works. If you trust me, I am quite sure we can get rid of the worm.


Next day the woman arrives at the clinic with both items and enter the doctor's private room:

Doctor: Okay, now I need you to be upside down.

Woman: What??

Doctor: Trust me, we'll get that rascal, we'll show it.

Woman: Okay then.


So the doctor starts to insert slowly the breadroll inside the woman's anus and she starts to scream in pain. After the breadroll, the doctor inserts the banana.


After its all done the doctor tells the woman:


Doctor: Come tomorrow again and bring another breadroll and another banana.

Woman: What? Once again?

Doctor: Do not question, I know what I'm doing.


After 1 week of sticking breadrolls and bananas inside the woman's anus, she finally gets fed up and blatantly challenges the doctor:


Woman: Okay, what are doing now? I am fed up with this, I've been feeling too much pain with this treatment and didnt see any result. When will this end?
Doctor: Do not worry, it will end tomorrow. You will come here tomorrow, but bring only the breadroll. Do not bring the banana.


The next day the woman arrives with the breadroll, enters the room and notice that for the first time, the doctor has assistant, who he calls "John", and is holding a hammer. So, they continue to their usual treatment routine, the woman gets upside down and:


Doctor: All right, I'm coming with the breadroll, okay?

Woman: Wow doctor, that really hurts a lot.


After 2 excruciating minutes:


Doctor: Okay, now that the breadroll is in, we wait.

Woman: Wait for what?

Doctor: Dont you worry, just stay upside down like you are and dont move.

Woman: All right.

Doctor: John, come nearer, it can happen any moment now.


10 minutes after the breadroll, the woman is upside down and they finally see the worm. Its getting out, and it sees the doctor and screams:


Worm: Hey, where's my banana????

Doctor: Now John, now!!!!


BAM!!


Another satisfied patient.