A priest decides to show some concrete examples about a sinful life during sunday mass.

He brings 4 closed jars. The first jar is filled with alcohol. The second one with cigarette smoke. The third one with sperm. The fourth one with clean water.

Inside each jar, there is an earthworm.

The priest starts talking about the examples of sinful life and shows each jar to the people.

The alcohol worm is dead. The smoke worm is dead. The sperm worm is dead. The water worm is alive.

So the priest asks the people:

"What can we learn from this?"

And an old woman in the back answers:

"As long as we drink, smoke and fuck, we won't have any worms!"

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