Julius Caesar was at war

Julius Caesar was at war with an enemy nation and the battle raged on for a hundred days and a hundred nights. During the whole time he did not think about anything other than winning. Once the battle ended and the enemy kingdom was left in ruins, and the battle not occupying his concentration, all the earthly desires came crashing down on Caesar. He had a magnificent banquet and fed his armies the same way. Then he had a good night sleep after what felt like eons.
After waking up the next day, he had the sudden desire to make love. He had heard rumors about the princess of the conquered kingdom being one of the most stunning creatures to walk among men. Caesar decided that since he had won over the kingdom already that it will be fitting for him to conquer the princess too. But the king had already sent the princess to his summer palace far away from the kingdom along with 10 of his most fiercest and trusted warriors for her protection. So Caesar set off with a small platoon of his fiercest warriors to find and claim the princess as his own.
They travelled for a week, crossing dangerous jungles and raging rivers until they came to the summer palace. They waited until nightfall to mount a quite surprise attack. The guards were no match to the lethality of Caesar’s warriors as they were easily overpowered. Finally, with his price so near, Caesar was not able to control himself. He ran inside the palace and burst into the princess' bedroom.
There he finds this angel like princess sleeping fully naked in her bed. So breathtakingly beautiful she is, that, upon laying his eyes on her, Caesar instantly has an orgasm and screams OH GOD!
The yell wakes up the princess and she immediately covers herself up. Seeing Caesar standing in the doorway, she commands "What's going on here?"
Caesar, his shoulders hung in shame, sheepishly declares
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VENI, VIDI, VENI