A motivational speaker asks his crowd for a show of hands for all those who have sex once or more a week. Half the hands go up.
He then asks for hands of those who have sex at least once a month, about a quarter of the hands go up.
He continues on until he asks for a show of hands for those that have sex only once a year.
A single, enthusiastic hand goes up, with the man yelling, "Me, me, me, it's me, I'm the one!"
The speaker says "Dear sir, if you only have sex once a year, why are you so excited?"
The man blasts out, "Because it's tonight!"
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