An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for
speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the
priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor
of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just
water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell
wine? The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's
done it again!"
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