Never Trust a Corkman

This Irish guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Sinead, an
Irish student who is currently working behind the bar, takes his
order and notices his Irish accent. Over the course of the
night, they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night, he asks
her to sleep with him. Although she fancies him, she says no. He
then offers to pay her 100 quid for the deed. Sinead is
travelling the world, and because she is strapped for cash, she
agrees.


The next night, the same guy turns up, and after showing her
plenty of attention throughout the night, he asks her to sleep
with him again for 100 quid. She figures "in for a penny - in
for a pound," and as it was fantastic the night before, she goes
home with him again.


This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into
the bar, but this night he just orders a beer and sits in the
corner. Sinead is disappointed, and figures that maybe she
should pay him more attention.


She goes over and sits beside him. She asks him where he's from,
and he says, "Cork." "Wow," she says, "Me too! - what part?"
"Montenotte," he says. "Jesus, that's amazing," she says, "Which
street?" To which he names the street. She is truly gobsmacked.
"This is uncanny," she says, "what number?" "Number 20." "You
are not going to believe this," she says, "I'm from number 22!
My parents still live there!" "I know", he says. "Your Da gave
my five hundred quid to give you!"