There was a Blonde driving really wildly, swurving and
speeding
until a police officer pulled her over and said, "You want to
tell
me why you were driving so foolishly"? The Blonde looks up
at
the officer and says, "Sorry officer but there was a tree right
in
front of me so I was trying to get away from it but it kept
coming up in front of me"! The officer starts to smile as he
says, "Uh mam, thats your air freshener".
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