A blonde was driving to the mall (of course!) when she got caught in a sudden hailstorm with hail the size of golf balls. Her car was ruined. She took it to a body shop and asked the appraiser, "How much to fix it?" The appraiser's answer was $5,000. The fair-hair girl exclaims, "Wow! That much? Isn't there something else I could do?" He decided to have a little fun. "Well, maybe if you blew real hard into the tail pipe, those dents would just pop out." "Really? Okay. Thanks," she said, never batting a long lash. She was lying on her garage floor with her lips around the exhaust pipe when her blonde roommate came up. "What are you doing?" she shrieked, fearing the worst. "I'm blowing into the tailpipe to pop out all those dents." "Oh, you silly! That won't work," replied her friend. "First, you need to roll up the windows!"
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