A man is walking down the street when he sees a sandwich board outside of a bar. In big chalk letters, the sign reads:
"Ham sandwiches, $5. Handjobs, $20."
The man excitedly rushes inside and takes a seat at the bar, where he's greeted by an attractive blonde bartender.
She asks with a sexy purr, "What will you have, handsome?"
The man asks, "Are you the one giving out the handjobs?"
She smiles. "Why, yes, I am."
"Well wash your fucking hands and give me a ham sandwich."
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