A blonde walks up to a coke machine in Vegas. She puts in some
quarters, out pops a coke, she puts is some more quarters. She
keeps doing this, time and time again. Eventually a man comes up
behind her and wants to use the machine. He waits patiently for
a while and then finally taps her on the shoulder. "Excuse me
Miss, can I use the machine?" The blonde turns around and says,
"Fuck off, can't you see I'm winning?!"
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