Maurie was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a twelve inch putt, his partner asked him what the problem was.
"It's the wife" said Maurie. " As you know, she's taken up golf, and since she's been playing, she's cut my sex down to once a week".
"Well you should think youbself lucky" said his partner. "She's cut some of us out altogether!"
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