On the 13th hole the jack sliced the ball off into the brush way off to the left.
Jimmy was laughing as he placed his ball for his swing and did the same thing way off to the right.
They tell each other how much they suck and move on to find there balls.
Jack was first to find his in a heap of buttercups. He starts swing to get his ball loose. Before long buttercups are going everywhere as he screams at his ball.
Then POOF! a fairy appears filled with rage and tears and starts yelling "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! This was my home, this was my families home! As punishment you're not going to eat butter again for a year, no 10yrs! NO! YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO EAT BUTTER AGAIN!" The POOF! the little fairy disappears.
Jack thinks this is really odd, but guesses he can do without butter. He then proceeds to yell out to jimmy.
Jack - "HEY JIM, WHERE DID YOUR BALL LAND?!"
Jimmy - "IN A BIG BUNCH OF PUSSYWILLOWS!"
Jack - "FOR GOD SAKE JIM, DONT SWING!"
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