Paul invites his friend John to go golfing and John says "Sure, I'll be there at 8:00 or 8:30". This seems weird, but Paul agrees.
The next day John arrives at 8:00 and golfs right-handed, shooting a 75. "Holy shit!" his friend says, "That's awesome. Want to golf again tomorrow?" John says "Sure, I'll be there at 8:00 or 8:30."
The next day John shows up at 8:00 and golfs left-handed and shoots a 73. "I can't believe it!" says Paul. "Let me ask you - if you're so good with either hand, how do you decide which way to shoot each round?"
John answers "Well, in the morning when I wake up, if my wife is laying on her right side, I golf right-handed. If she's laying on her left side, I golf left-handed."
"What if she's laying on her back?"
"Then I'll be there at 8:30!"
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