Two guys are out golfing, an out on the back 9 they see sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. One of the two says "Look, I haven't had a woman in quite a while and that sheep is looking pretty good right now. Just don't say anything about this"
So he heads over to the sheep, pulls down his pants, and has his way with the poor animal. When he comes back to the golf cart he says to his friend "Hey, that felt pretty good. You want a turn?"
The second golfer replies "Hell yes!" and walks over and puts his head in the fence.
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