A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day.
The traffic police says, “Isn’t it kind of stupid 2 be driving so fast in this weather?”
The driver says, “Who’s stupid? I’m dry in my car. You’re the 1 who’s standing out in the rain.”
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