A plane carrying three men crashed in the desert. As the three were wandering around trying to find their way out, they chance across an old lamp and, rubbing it, out pops a genie who grants each of them one wish.
"I wish for a bottle of water, so that I won't get dehydrated," the first man says, and POOF! he receives a bottle of water.
"I wish for a sunhat, so that I will be shaded from the heat of the sun," the second man says, and POOF! he receives a huge hat.
The third man thinks for a while, and then says, "I wish for a car door!"
"Why on earth would you want a car door?" asked the genie, befuddled.
The man grinned smugly, and replied: "Because when it gets hot, I can just roll down the window!"
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