One day I was fishing in my dad's boat. He was not with me, so I had to be very careful.
I caught a fish. It pulled me out of the boat. It smacked my face, aginst the water, did that hurt! I could not get back to the boat.
I swam back to the cabin, and boy was my dad
pissed off.
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