I can't remember the source of this joke, but my friend tells it all the time. if anyone has a sourve, let me know.
A man comes home one night with a chicken under his arm, looks at his wife and says "honey, this is the pig I've been fucking". His wife responds with a bewildered look and says " that's not a pig dear, its a chicken". the husband looks back to her and says "I wasn't talking to you".
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