Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and
>>take
>>them to their separate hotel
>>rooms.
>>
>>The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His
>>depression
>>is made worse by the fact that,
>>from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries
>>of
>>"Here I come again ... ONE, TWO,
>>THREE... UUH!" all night long.
>>
>>In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
>>The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get
>>an
>>erection."
>>
>>The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
>>
>>"I couldn't even get on the bed.."
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