A white guy, black guy, and a mexican guy are walking down this old country road looking for a place to stay and an old farmer said they could stay there on one condition, they don't fuck his daughter. They all agreed and when they whent to bed the farmar put razor blades in her pussy.The next morning when they woke up the farmer told them to drop there pants. All of there dicks were cut up so he told them to go out in his field and pick a hundred of there favorite fruit. They go out and about 30 min. later and the white guy comes in and he has 100 cherries. the farmer told him to shove them up his butt so he did. Then the black man came in with 100 strawberries and the farmer told him to shove the m up his butt. Then the black man starts laughing and the farmer askes him why and he says, "My friend's out there picking 100 watermelons".
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