A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what?
I've found a great job. A 10 am start, 2 pm finish, no over-
time, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"
"That's great," his wife said.
"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start Monday."
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