A man was talking to the Lord about women. "Lord why did you make women so
beautiful?"
The answer came, "So you would look at them."
Again the man asked, "Lord why did you make women so lovely?"
The reply came down, "So you would love them."
The man asked one more question. "Lord, why did you make women so dumb?"
The Lord said, "So they would love you."
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