There are four people on a plane. Pilot, The Smartest Man in the World, a father, and a son.
The pilot does something wrong so the plane is about to crash. There are only 3 paracutes.
The pilot says "I need to survive this crash to go on piloting more planes." He grabs one and jumps off the plane.
The smartest man inthe world says " I need to survive this crash teaching people of my knowledge." He grabs one and jumps off.
The father says "Son you can have the last paracute I have lived longer than you and had more experience in life so go ahead."
The son says "Thats ok Dad the smart man took my backpack..."
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