I stopped into an empty bar. The bartender brings me a pint and as I started to drink it he said, "You know I built this bar," he paused, "all by myself, but nobody knows me as Clint the entrepreneur. That beer you're drinking, I brewed it myself. But nobody knows me as Clint, the beer brewer." He points out the window, "See that stone wall? I built that wall with my bare hands, but nobody knows me as, Clint the wall builder." He looks around, "But you fuck one goat." (borrowed this one)
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