A man walks into a pub in Scotland. He notices an old man in the far corner of the pub quietly tending to his beer, and decides to have a seat at the table next to him. Minutes go by without a sound, the old Scot finally points out a window and says "Ya see that bridge ova there? Built that bridge with me own two hands. Ya think they'd call me Built tha Bridge Builder..They don't"
The man thinks this is a bit odd, but he nods and goes back to his drink and the older man becomes silent again. Again, minutes go by and the old man look out the window and starts, "Ya see that there road leadin' up to tha bridge? Built that road with me own two hands. Ya think they'd call me Billy the Road Builder... But they don't"
Silence falls again as the old man goes back to sipping his drink. After a bit, he again looks up and, this time fairly angrily and says in a thick Scottish accent, "Aye, ya see the lighthouse at the end of tha bridge? I built that lighthouse with me own two hands, and they don't call me Billy the Lighthouse Builder......But you fuck just ONE goat...!
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