A warden came up to me without me hearing him. He caught me with a big bucket full of water and quite a few fishes.
He asked me if I had a permit for all those fishes. I replied...
"No, because these are tamed. The already belong to me !"
The warden said : "What the fuck are you talking about ?"
Me : "Everyday I bring them here to the lake. Drop them in the water and let them swim for awhile. And when it's time to go home, I whistle and they all come back and we go home..."
Warden : "Yea right !"
Me : "Here, I'll show you !"
So I empty my bucket in the lake and I wait !
After a little while...
Warden : "So ?"
Me : So what ?"
Warden : "Are you gonna call them back ?"
Me : "Call back who ?"
Warden :"Well the fishes obviously !!!"
Me : "What fishes ???" and I just walked away.
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