Indian Names

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.


"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?"


"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."


"Why is my sister named 'Cornflower'?"


"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her."


"And why is my other sister called 'Moonchild'?"


"We were watching the moonlanding while she was conceived."


"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"


OR.............


The young indian boy approached his father and asked "Father, how do we get our names?"


The father replied, "each teepee can use any method. I walk out on the morning of the child's birth and name them after the first living thing I see. That's why your older brother is named Running Bear. On your sister's birth, I saw a small fawn and named her Little Fawn. But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"