I was at the Maternity Ward, looking at all the new babys in with mine. When I spotted a little boy who was unfortunate enough to be born without eyelids. I asked the one of the doctors what they were going to do about it. They said "it's no problem, we will just use the skin from his circumcision and craft new ones for him." A bit worried I asked if he would be all right, to which the doctor replied "oh yes, he'll just be a little cock eyed. "
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