there was this blonde and she was really over weight so she went to tha doctor and shes like i need to lose wait..
so he says ok..
eat 2 days then skip a day..
eat two days and skip a day...and when u come back u will lose five pounds..
when she came bak she lost 20 pounds..
she goes i nearly died the 3rd day he goes wut from not eating she goes no from skipping
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