One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids.
"Jesus lives in my heart."
"Very good." said the teacher.
She picks on another kid
"Jesus lives in Heaven."
Very good said the teacher. Little Johnny is in the back just waving his hand to be called on. The teacher didn't want to call on little Johnny but it nevertheless.
"Jesus lives in the bathroom."
After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived in the bathroom.
"Every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom door and asks Jesus Christ are you still in there?"
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