A young mother was pregnant for the second time and her little daughter wondered how she got pregnant (the basics of getting pregnant). The mother explained that a baby grows in the mothers tummy and that it all started with one egg and one spremcell, or semen. Dad has the semen and mom has the egg.
Then the little girl asked: ''If you need semen and eggs to make a baby, and the egg is already in your tummy, how do you get the semen? Do you swallow it?''
The mother replied: ''Only if I want diamonds.''
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