Walking Eagle

Barack Obama spoke for nearly an hour at the American Indian Convention,
referring to the audience as his red brothers and red sisters. Obama promised the native Americans
expanded job opportunity, improved living conditions and a higher standard of living.
Although detail was vague or lacking, his speech was enthusiastic and eloquent.

After his speech, the Tribal chief presented Obama with a large plaque bearing the inscription
“WALKING EAGLE”. The tribal chief was later solicited by an onsite reporter who said:
“It’s obvious that the Indian people were impressed with the president’s address;
but can you give us a little insight as to the significance of WALKING EAGLE?” The tribal chief replied:
"WALKING EAGLE" is an old Indian expression that describes an eagle so full of shit, it can no longer fly.