This boy was sitting on the sidewalk eating candy and then he would pick up a cat and bite it on the ass, then get up and move down the sidewalk and do the same - eat the candy, bite the cat on the ass, get up and move down the side walk. This guy driving by see this and says, "Hey, what are doing?"
The boy says, "Playing Truck Driver."
Guy says, "What is playing truck driver?"
Boy says,"I'm poppin' pills, eatin' pussy, and movin' on down the road!"
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