So I went to college at the Rochester Institute of Technology or RIT for short. In high school I didn't have many friends, I decided I wanted that to change once I entered college. RIT's big sport was hockey, so my goal was to make two friends. The three of us would paint our chests with the letters R, I, and T and stand together at games. Unfortunately for me, my friendship situation didn't improve in school. However, I still went to hockey games.
One day I showered before a game and as I was getting dressed, I looked at my bare ass in the mirror and noticed my butt crack looked like the letter I. I painted an R on one cheek and a T on the other and off to the game I went.
RIT scored a goal, I dropped my pants and boom; R-I-T. It was then I noticed my shoe was untied and I bent down. After the game the goalie game up to me. He told me he appreciated my enthusiasm and spirit, but was curious what R-O-T stood for.
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