You know you are in college too long when...

* You consider McDonald's "real food"


* You actually like doing laundry at home


* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends


* It starts getting late on the weeknights


* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party


* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it


* You'd rather clean than study


* "Oh wow, how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night


* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal


* Minesweeper (or Solitaire) is more than a game it's a way of life


* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps


* You know the pizza boy by name


* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark


* You live for getting mail


* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment


* Prank phone calls become funny again


* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on


* Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the outside world)


* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate


* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth


* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime


* You find out milk crates have so many uses


* Wal-mart is the coolest store


* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)


* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long