When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

were guest preachers at a nearby
black Houston Church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it
was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don’t know why, maybe it was
because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord All
Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. ”
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: “By the Grace of God, and his Son
Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today. ”
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my frickin car had
been stolen…